six fun little songs from summer 2015

by everything is geometry

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written and recorded during summer 2015
in fredericton NB, nanaimo BC, victoria BC and east vancouver BC.


released October 16, 2015

eig is ken h & kristjanne v, these songs are by those people... except for the 6th track... which is by a band called the papillomas.

- adam martin played drums on 1,2 (right channel),3, 4, 5
- adrian teacher played drums on 2 (left channel) and sang a few things on 4
- lauren smith sang a few things on 4

record buttons were pushed by the applicable players... plus, mmmichael carpenter pushed a button on the 6th song.

mixing, compressing and running of things through delay pedals by kh

cover arts by kh, corpsing out by kv



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everything is geometry British Columbia

Status // A collage pop group. Mostly Ken & Kristjanne. Sometimes others.

Position // Currently, Acadia & Cascadia, though, initially based on the singular Vancouver Island

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Track Name: everything is geometry in amherst, ns 1 & 2
"1 // i never have the foresight to pick up where i've left off till i see it all cold and wide eyed and every little word i think drips out like the sickest script then spins around till they find their mark.

2 // ride around high on robaxacet trying not to notice, ride around high on robaxacet trying not to say. ride around high on robaxacet trying not to notice, trying not to part my lips and give myself away. so many days."
Track Name: eddy g summer jam (2015)
"hey eddy, how's it going? i hope everything is going fine. i guess yr on vacation, do you have any plans this year? are you gonna to be around in late july? do you wanna take a trip with me out to somewhere around port renfew, we can wander around the juan de fuca trail and sombrio. i won't have a lot of time but that'd be something great to do.

plus, i've been working on this new thing now and was gonna ask if you wanted to help. it would be pretty rad if you could find a way to show how the sky bends back around behind the trees and mountains, or really anything else you wanna try would probably be fine."
Track Name: yr living the dream and nothing else matters
"glad to see you out tonight, I didn't know you were in town, have you heard us play? don't know if we're any good but, y'know we work real hard, practice twice a week.

got a couple of freshies tonight, stuff you haven't heard before, we've been digging deep. played a few times around town. oh, we're just having fun and people have been stoked. yah, i got a peddle board. yah, i got a new guitar. gotta stretch my strings.

do you have the time? shit, i can't talk right now, i gotta setup the gear, i gotta get on stage. i gotta style my hair, i gotta change my clothes, practice signing my name

how does it sound out there?"
Track Name: it's never too late and i hope you feel better
no, don't worry about it, i couldn't get to sleep, its great to hear yr voice, its been so long. no, i don't really care about any of their shit, it all sounds the same and on and on and... all right, i guess it has its reason to exist. don't you think this feels like reason to exist ?
Track Name: jenny b summer jam (2015)
there's layers on everything. i don't know what this may bring but i'm getting sick of counting every ring. soon, the trees will groan and creek. your feet will burn from the heat so we'll stand there where the tide rolls in and feel the pull of the oceans ebbing breath.
Track Name: standard eardrum plan
lots of words by m kissinger, most of which we got right